February 2012
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Turret: Target acquired! *PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*
Grace: Aaaagh!
Me: Are you still there?
Grace: No, because I'm DEAD!
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Prophecy of Gray
teamo0112:
Beware, Underlanders, time hangs by a thread.
The hunters are hunted, white water turns red.
The Gnawers will strike to extinguish the rest.
The hope of the hopeless resides in a quest.
An Overland warrior, a son of the sun,
May bring us back light, he may bring us back none.
But gather your neighbors and follow his call
Or rats will most surely devour us all.
Two over,...
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"I HAD A TERRIBLE DREAM."
moriar-tea:
GC: TH4T W4S 4N HOUR 4GO! WH4T H4V3 YOU B33N DR34M1NG 4BOUT S1NC3? CG: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
christ i’m sorry this is so fucking long it’s 7 am and i’m not touching this anymore, it was just supposed to be a stream of consciousness piece anyway.
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sporkyforky:
makemystand41319:
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Atmosphere outside right now is best atmosphere...
-picks up computer-
-lugs downstairs and out onto the deck-
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custommuse asked: THIS?
That thing that keeps getting into my submit box
SOMEBODY MAKE IT GO AWAY
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jenovaii:
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah dreamworks is really lame
GOD CAN I JUST...
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blearh asked: I am following you because you are my best frand. <333
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andfirekilledthequeen asked: I'll do it anyway >:P It's because you are a wonderful writer and a wonderful person and all around just wonderful okay? okay
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pifactory asked: Because I think you are a pretty cool guy. You write good stories and don't afraid of anything.
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disociative asked: I'm following you because you wrote that awesome Ask GLaDOS blog and then followed me which led me to your personal blog and it's awesome. Everything you post is awesome. Chloe you should know this by now.
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andfirekilledthequeen asked: Do I even need to answer that? :P
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starjordan10 asked: Cuz you're pretty awesome. :)
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gallifreyangato:
The sound of a 1967 Chevy...
Why are you following me ?
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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So my assistant principal is brilliant
Him: I don't speak English. I speak American.
Everyone: -uncertain chuckles-
Him: What's so funny about that?
Kid: ...American isn't a language. It's like a dialect of English.
Him: Don't be ridiculous. This is America and I speak American. You want to speak English? Go to England.
We all wished he was joking.
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Me: I lay down and suddenly kitten on stomach.
Grace:
Grace: She luffs you
Grace: and I luff her
Me: She wants me dead.
Grace:
Me: No. Stop. You are not comprehending.
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sharky-malarky asked: you/abraham lincoln otp