January 2012
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this is my tumblr and I will discuss whomever I...
“She doesn’t love me anymoooooooooooooore.”
“So you’re going to stalk her pages until she doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?”
“No, I’m going to stalk her pages until I forget about heeeeeeeeeer.”
“That’s not how stalking woooooooooooorks.”
“Yes it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.”
“Nooooooooooooooooooo.”
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Reblog if you are still in 2011!
smoshinc:
dontmove-staygold:
1dlovescats:
Has anyone actually ever not reblogged something...
Because I only don’t reblog when either I don’t want to or when someone is trying to guilt me into it. Usually when someone is trying to guilt me into it, they tell me it ~won’t make my blog ugly~.
/shrug
You guys should impersonate me in my inbox.
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At my aunt & uncle's for New Year's
Me: You know (my brother)'s going into middle school next year?
Elementary School-Aged Cousin: I know! And you know what? Middle school is HARDCORE!
Me: Oh yeah? What's high school? (My sister)'s going into high school next year.
Cousin: High school is heavy metal!
Me: And college?
Cousin: Ummmm...heavy artillery!
Me: Okay. I'm going into college next year and you won't see me anymore except for on special occasions.
Cousin (who was born on Halloween): And on Halloween?
Me: Probably not on Halloween.
Cousin (looking horrified): But my birthday IS a special occasion!
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Honestly, I never forget about people.
But sometimes I really wish I could.
December 2011
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To my followers this New Year's Eve,
thatawkwarddisneymoment:
I hope that you had a wonderful year, and may the next be filled with:
Magic
Adventure
Laughter
Friendships
Family
Romance
and happily ever afters
May you all find happiness, love, and laughter in everything you do next year, and forward.
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
ask-brownie-hooves:
I think I should stop reblogging this now. :P
Reblog if you care about me.
Only reblogging so that I can say I care about everyone I associate with on Tumblr and not feel obligated to reblog this again.
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
the-lie-becomes-the-truth:
the-lie-becomes-the-truth;
We are SOOO last year to them.
Silvvy
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I'm competing with thousands and thousands of...
hippiguru:
…I don’t stand a chance.
Same here. I wonder how many of those thousands and thousands also don’t stand a chance, though.
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-mattreyes:
nare-bear:
Having a high GPA doesn’t mean that you’re not stupid.
…and having a low GPA doesn’t mean that you aren’t smart
Now just tell colleges that because I’m FUCKED.
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Just got that Missing-E warning again
“and that Tumblr will not provide support for my account”
Wait what?
Put a character in my ask and I'll tell you
super-weak:
1. My OTP for them
2. A person of the same sex I ship them with
3. A person of the opposite sex I ship with with
4. An uncommon person I ship them with
5. A ship with them I don’t care for
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Friend: I caught up with Doctor Who!
Me: Yay! What do you ship?
Friend: Ship? Who says ship? They travel around in a TARDIS.
Me: ...
Me: No.
Me: Honey, no.
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when (and by this I mean "if") I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Reblog this if you've ever cut yourself. Reblog...
salty-airr:
i promise i will message all of you. and follow all of you.
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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The best Christmas story ever told
Tirtza: Name generator, why do you think that Mystee is an English name? And why do you suggest it to me? Stop doing that.
Me: LOL
Me: MYSTEE
Me: That’s like Misty except worse.
Tirtza: I’m naming no one Mystee. Never never never.
Me: God I can just see a story centered around a girl named Mystee.
Me: Mystee had black hair and crystal blue eyes.
Me: Her parents were dead.
...
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I think I have all the people on Skype now
Yes, no, maybe so?
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
…Because I really am just that bored.
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I showed my mom this doodle
paranoidandroid42:
and I was like “see, I’m drawing with my butt” like, while pointing at the screen, to indicate what was going on in the picture and her voice got all quiet and horrified and she said ”you drew that with your butt?” as if to confirm that I actually picked up my stylus in my asscheeks, squatted over my desk, and proceeded to draw
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milasweetcunt:
I’m so sorry but this...
starjordan10:
What the fuck is missing e?
It’s this thing that makes life better.
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I am really hungry.
@_@
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Vworp!: 69ingchipmunks, clareironbrook,... →
the-unsigned:
breakinglawsofphysics:
portal-secret-santa:
Please check your email! There is an important message that you need to respond to ASAP! I haven’t received your gift for one reason or another. I need a response from you before I send out prompts to pinch-hitters….
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Terra Incognita: Reblog this if you'd hang out... →
errant-harpy:
pifactory:
guavi:
deepchrome:
yoruna:
deepchrome:
kyuohki:
screamingriotgirl:
littlemotherfucker:
princessdiagron:
kat <(;^;)>
abby <(;o;<)
<(o v o)> sisterhood!
(> ; o;)>
(Why is everybody so far away??)
I’m still pretty new to Tumblr, but there’s a couple I’d love to meet IRL….
A Portal Party? Awesome idea. :D Oh and...
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
tiny-azn:
musicalsharpie:
Sounds fun? Let’s go. If you don’t want me to post it, then mention it in your message.
Ummm.. okay?
Anonymous asked: GLaDOS, Rick, Morality
Marry, Fuck, Cuddle: Send me 3 names!
askfionnaandarcee:
askcolt6:
ask-brownie-hooves:
totallyworksforthesmithsonian:
Reblog because of Toby.
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How to find textbooks online for free: a post.
obsessionfull:
Textbooks are fucking expensive, and if your professor doesn’t require a physical copy (most don’t - they just want you to have the book at hand. Or maybe even not. Some professors literally give no fucks about whether you have the book or not) and you don’t mind having your copy as an electronic copy - this is the post for you!
Most textbook companies put out new editions every...
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Guess who has nobody to kiss on New Years? This...
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