Hallo, I'm Chloe. I'm sixteen and in August I'll be starting college at George Mason University. This blog contains Homestuck, Portal, Doctor Who, politics, writing, a slight amount of teenage angst, and whatever the hell else I feel like posting. :p
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Him:
I don't speak English. I speak American.
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Everyone:
-uncertain chuckles-
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Him:
What's so funny about that?
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Kid:
...American isn't a language. It's like a dialect of English.
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Him:
Don't be ridiculous. This is America and I speak American. You want to speak English? Go to England.
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We all wished he was joking.
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